Welcome to the home of Electric Love Potatoes!

ABOUT POTATOWARE

Potatoware is the future of screenmate, deskmate, and virtual pet applications™. It is software guaranteed to be completely useless™.

Our Electric Love Potatoes are ready to be your friend™!

For more information, or troubleshooting tips, read our FAQ. Alternatively, you may direct questions and concerns about potatoware to our internet email address here.

Critically Acclaimed!

Our Electric Love Potatoes are internet famous! Click on the following links to find out why...

"We spend our days in a virtual wasteland of loneliness, so why not take this desktop-enabled Potato companion along for the ride?"
Motherboard


"Could this be The Year of the Desktop Imaginary Friend?"
ROCK PAPER SHOTGUN


"A surrealist desktop assistant app that is like Clippy on acid."
Fusion.net


"Let this creepy potato be your desktop assistant"
BoingBoing Offworld

Our OFFICIAL Potatoware Catalogue

Electric Love Potato (ORIGINAL)
Electric Love Potato is a virtual potato desktop assistant that offers positive reinforcement, serenades you as you work, and creates random potato recipes.
DOWNLOAD MIRROR: Gamejolt * itch.io
PLATFORMS: Windows, MAC


Electric Love Potato (Two Point OH!)
Electric Love Potato (Two Point OH!) is the next generation potato desktop assistant. Much like its predecessor, it will shower you with compliments, love, appreciation, quality conversation, music, and now a variety of original potato art.
DOWNLOAD MIRROR: Gamejolt * itch.io
PLATFORMS: Windows, MAC


Electric Love Potato (Playlist Player)
Electric Love Potato Playlist Player is the latest in state of the art potatoware for music aficionados. It features a potato capable of playing music, and supports all popular file types.
DOWNLOAD MIRROR: Gamejolt * itch.io
PLATFORMS: Windows, MAC


Potatoware: Intros 2k17
Tantalize your viewership with a riveting intro! Create a state of the art custom intro for your website in a mater of SECONDS with Potatoware: Intros 2k17. Yes, these intros extend far beyond websites! Potatoware: Intros 2k17 can be used for games, seminars, powerpoints, or social media as well!
DOWNLOAD MIRROR: itch.io
PLATFORMS: Windows, MAC


ELECTRIC_LOVE_POTATO.js
Run this javascript based potatoware to add a fledgling Electric Love Potato to your website. Electric Love Potatoes are the ideal virtual assistant. With them enabled on your website, your visitors will no longer feel lost or lonely!
DOWNLOAD MIRROR: GITHUB
PLATFORMS: WEB


RELEASE_THE_POTATOES
Have you ever wanted your desktop to be inundated with an irresponsible amount of potatoes? Look no further! RELEASE_THE_POTATOES floods your screen with a steady stream of potatoes.
DOWNLOAD MIRROR: itch.io
PLATFORMS: Windows, MAC


Electric Love Bar (social love simulator 2k)
The Electric Love Bar simulates love from the internet masses. It provides a small bar with an array of social media functionality such as: hearts, likes, shares, and a livestream of virtual fans eagerly watching your every move and speculating in the chat. The Electric Love Bar will provide you with a sense of company, belonging, and following.
DOWNLOAD MIRROR: itch.io
PLATFORMS: Windows, MAC


Electric Love Potato: Potatoware Cursor
Potatoware Cursor offers the option to replace your normal Mac cursor with a potato. It is designed for those who are hesitant about Electric Love Potatoes, but still want a potato on their desktop.
DOWNLOAD MIRROR: itch.io
PLATFORMS: Windows, MAC


WATCH: In her own words (Video interview with the Electric Love Potato)

A video interview with star of the original Electric Love Potato. Potatoware would like to honor the memory of Gerald. Gerald was buried so that she may complete her natural growth cycle, but was unfortunately eaten by an animal before she could finish. RIP, Gerald. Gone but not forgotten.

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