Welcome to ELECTRIC_LOVE_POTATO.js!
* Fledgling potatoes
* An inexhaustible array of "words of encouragement" for your visitors
* Virtual companionship
* Works on mobile devices
Are you tired of losing visitors to virtual loneliness?
Are your pageviews suffering and you don't know why?
Are your visitors impacted by loneliness and you don't know why?
Is your user retention suffering?
How are your clickthroughs?
Look no further! Electric Love Potatoes are here to help!
These state of the art virtual assistants are here to engage with your visitors by showering them with compliments, words of encouragement, and never ending flattery.
These Electric Love Potatoes are fledglings!
They are but young and inexperienced, making them the perfect age to imprint vital functionality upon them.
They will adjust to your website without any programming knowledge or effort.
Electric Love Potato installation is easy, and requires 0 knowledge.
Simply upload the "electric_love_potato_js" folder in the same directory as the page you would like to seed with potatoes. Once all files are uploaded to your server, you may begin growing them by adding the following code to your page.
Right bellow the
Then overwrite your
So that immediate potato growth occurs after load.
There are a number of Electric Love Potatoes to chose from
RANDOM = a random potato
To enable any of these simply pass their names into the "init_lovepotato" function.
to download your very own Electric Love Potato for the web!
to download the desktop version, for your very own Electric Love Potato!
If the github link is not working, click here.